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Gabi?
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"I took your advice, Sofia."
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Hmm.
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"By the time you read this,
I'll be on the plane with Josh,
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and we'll be one of those annoying
couples who can't stop making out."
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- Aww.
- "Thank you.
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"I would have never done
this without you pushing me.
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- (phone ringing)
- "I love you, I love you, I love you."
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I hate you, I hate you, I hate you!
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(sobbing and muttering)
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...his therapist!
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Josh is on the plane
with his therapist?!
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Yes.
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Did you say anything to him?
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No. What was I supposed to say?
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That I thought I was ready to
forgive him because I'm so stupid?
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Or... or how I thought he was my
one-in-a-million 'cause I'm so stupid?
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Or how I thought he was excited
to see me 'cause I'm so stupid?
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Gabi, you have to stop blaming yourself.
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You know what? You're
right. I blame you!
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You're the one who told me to come on
the plane and throw myself in his arms
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like a big stupid!
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Okay, Gabi, just calm down.
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You're already on the plane.
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And hey, you always
wanted to go to Australia.
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No, I haven't!
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This stupid plane is stopping in Hawaii,
which makes this trip even longer.
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No, no, that's great. You
just get off in Hawaii.
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And do what?
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I don't know anybody. I
don't speak the language.
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Listen to me, just get
off the plane in Hawaii,
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and then buy a ticket to San Francisco.
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I can't.
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I used up all my miles with
a one-way trip to Australia.
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That's okay. You can use some of mine.
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You don't have any left either.
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I'm sorry.
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I may have a way to help you out.
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I'll do it. What is it? I'll do it.
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(theme music playing)
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She in the spotlight
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And she turned my head
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She run a red light
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'Cause she bad like that
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I like that ooh,
baby, ooh, baby, baby
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-
I like that ooh, baby ooh, baby
- Sync/corrections PetaG - addic7ed.com
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So, um, how is it exactly
that you're going to help me?
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Okay. This is the thing.
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I'm in a situation very similar
to yours, but way sadder.
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Okay, no offense, but there is nothing
worse than what just happened to me.
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I got stood up at the altar.
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Okay, I'm gonna give
you one of these back.
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Oh, there's more.
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I am on my honeymoon
right now, by myself.
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You're on your "one-y-moon"?
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That would be funny if
I hadn't had my heart
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ripped from my body and stomped on.
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(sighs)
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So, here's my offer.
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I'm heading to this resort in
Maui called Flip Flops for Lovers,
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which I have been exploring on my phone,
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only to find out that the entire
resort is for couples only.
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Which is where you come in.
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Are you asking me to
ask Josh and Dr. Rounds
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if they want to buy your
honeymoon package off of you?
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What? No.
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I was gonna suggest that you
come on my honeymoon with me.
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Not for sex or anything.
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You mean, like, as mutually
devastated strangers?
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Exactly.
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And before you answer,
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my name is Adam Foley.
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I'm a really good guy.
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Let's Google me.
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So, look,
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I own my own T-shirt company.
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"Shirt-for-brains."
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I made this shirt.
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Ju Mar!
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Hahaha! I don't get it.
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Amanda was supposed
to wear the other half.
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(gasps)
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Aww!
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Oh...
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So, what do you say?
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Come with me, and, in return, I'll
buy you a ticket back to San Francisco?
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(scoffs)
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I don't know. A luxury hotel, free
food, free booze. What's in it for me?
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(laughs)
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Gabi, will you be my fake wife?
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- Fake yeah, I will. (laughing)
- (laughing)
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I can't believe our rental beach
house turned out to be such a hellhole.
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It was so old and disgusting in person.
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It looked nothing like the photos.
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Well, now you know how
all your online dates feel.
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I just got off the phone
with the rental company,
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- and they're giving us a full refund.
- Oh! Then we can stay here.
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I already checked. They
still have rooms available.
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Aloha! I'm Danny. Welcome to Flip Flops
for Lovers, a couples only retreat.
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May I check you in?
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Wait. Couples only? As
in no singles allowed?
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Yup. So, which one of you is the couple?
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- We are.
- We are!
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Oh my God, you're a thrupple!?
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A whupple?
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A three-person couple.
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We're trying to increase business
by penetrating... no pun intended...
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the three-person relationship market.
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So, if you three are lovers,
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- Eww.
- Eww.
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I'll give you three nights for free?
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- Oh!
- M?nage ? trois.
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- Spicy!
- Let's start having sex now.
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(Flight attendant) And for those of
you continuing with us to Australia,
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please remain seated while
our Hawaii passengers deplane.
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Wow, you know, I'm actually kind of glad
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the Dingo people sent me
on a commercial flight.
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Feels good to rough it
every once in a while.
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Ooh, hot towel!
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Plus, private jets are
much harder to sneak onto.
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Kidding.
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- Cheers.
- Cheers.
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You know, I've never been to Australia?
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- Mmm.
- I mean, look, koalas!
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Aww.
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I recently read the koala
population is suffering
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due to a catastrophic
outbreak of chlamydia.
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Yeah. I guess that's what they
get for being so darn cute.
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(laughing)
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You're funny. This is funny.
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Life's funny.
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- Yeah. (laughing)
- Mmm.
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What are we talking about?
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Just how we ended up
on this plane together.
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You bought a ticket and followed me?
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Should I have not done that?
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No. You know, it...
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it actually feels good to have
someone to talk to right now.
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And someone to see Australia with.
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Josh, you've been so consumed
with this Gabi situation,
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you need what we therapists
call "an emotional vacation."
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I like vacations.
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Great. So, maybe after the Dingo awards,
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we can visit the Sydney Opera House,
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hit up a few bars in Melbourne,
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and make passionate love
beside the Great Barrier Reef.
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What's that now?
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(scoffs)
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I'm kidding!
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(chuckles) It's all a part
of the emotional vacation.
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You gotta laugh, let loose,
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put a baby in me.
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- What?
- What?
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(laughs)
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This is fun.
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Oh. There they are.
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First two seats on the righ-ay-ay...
She's looking over here!
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Aww, look how cute
that T-shirt is on Gabi.
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Gabi... gabby me! I can't stop talking.
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I never noticed how blue your
eyes are. What color are mine?
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Red, like the devil.
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Oh!
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Maui wowie!
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Oh, my God.
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Oh! Right, they went all out.
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They wrote your names in flowers.
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Ugh. So lame, I hate it.
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Look, they have his and her
merman/mermaid beach towels.
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Amanda picked the deluxe
mer-marriage package.
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I miss her so much.
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Oh, okay.
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Listen, I get it, all right? What
she did to you was unforgivable.
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You ask her to marry
you, and she says yes,
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and then she leaves you standing
at the altar waiting for her
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because all of a
sudden, she can't commit,
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and then she kisses her therapist,
and she flies with her to Australia!
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You know what, I've
had it! Screw Amanda!
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- Amanda?
- No...
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Josh.
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(sighs)
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Oh my God, they have Jet Skis.
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I like Jet Skis.
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And a pool with a swim-up snack bar.
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(gasps) A swim-up snack bar?
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You know, I have always wanted to order
a panini and a martini in a bikini.
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That's just the beginning.
They have tons of stuff.
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Snorkeling, parasailing,
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- swimming with dolphins.
- (gasps)
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That sounds like so much fun.
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But do you know what
sounds like even more fun?
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Taking pictures of
us doing those things.
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Revenge pictures. Tons of 'em.
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And when we post them on
Instagram, and Amanda sees them,
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she's gonna dump Dr. Rounds,
and come crawling back!
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Let's do one right now.
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Cheese.
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(shutter clicks)
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(laughing)
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I've got to say, I love this
grass skirt. It's very breezy.
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And the picture of you in it
already has 100 likes on Instagram.
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But I think that's probably just because
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you didn't know you were
supposed to wear underwear.
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I know now. Thanks to that seagull.
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Need anything from the bar, my bride?
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Oh, just something old, something new,
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something blended, and
something blue. (chuckles)
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- What?
- A margarita.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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Ooh... oh, my bad, Hawaiian Gabi.
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- Yolanda, it's me.
- Hmm?
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And you know my name.
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Mm... maybe these aren't as
watered down as I thought.
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No, Yolanda, it's really me, it's Gabi.
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Girl, Alo-hey!
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What the hell are you doing in
Hawaii at the same resort as me?
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Oh, well, I went to go surprise
Josh on his flight to Australia,
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but he was on the plane with
his therapist, so I called Sofia,
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and I bawled my eyes out,
and then I met this guy
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whose fianc?e left him at the altar,
so he asked me to be his fake wife
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because this place is couples only,
and it's turning out to be really fun.
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What are you doing here?
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Well, Alan, Elliot, and I went
splitsies on a vacation rental,
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but it turned out to be a
bust, so we ended up here,
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but they only take
couples, so Alan, Elliot,
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and I are pretending to be a thrupple!
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Oh, haha! Well, bottoms up.
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Ah! That's Elliot's job.
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Josh, you are one photogenic man!
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Yeah, what can I say?
The camera does love me.
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I do, too.
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Love taking pictures.
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Say "dingo."
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Dingo!
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Seriously, you should post these photos.
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I don't know. Isn't that
a little egotistical?
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Okay, maybe just a few.
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Wow...
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Looks like Gabi's been
posting a lot lately.
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With some guy. Who is this guy? Does
that look like Hawaii? Is that Hawaii?
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Oh, that's the guy I saw
her get off the plane with.
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Little Miss Thing doesn't
waste time, does she?
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Gabi was on our plane?
The plane that we were on?
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Or someone that looked like her.
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Was it her? It might have been her.
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Could have been her... It was her.
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Why didn't you tell me?
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Because it was after you and I had made
all those plans to hang out together.
248
00:11:26,143 --> 00:11:28,110
Gabi was on my plane.
Why would she be...
249
00:11:28,954 --> 00:11:30,218
Oh, my God.
250
00:11:30,964 --> 00:11:32,390
She came to find me.
251
00:11:32,425 --> 00:11:34,141
She must have wanted to...
252
00:11:34,503 --> 00:11:36,568
Oh my God, she came to forgive me!
253
00:11:36,593 --> 00:11:39,400
Wait, why did she leave
without... Oh, my God!
254
00:11:39,872 --> 00:11:41,376
She must have seen us.
255
00:11:41,599 --> 00:11:43,417
I can't believe you
didn't say anything to me.
256
00:11:43,442 --> 00:11:45,717
Josh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
257
00:11:45,742 --> 00:11:47,577
You said you wanted a vacation from her.
258
00:11:47,602 --> 00:11:48,820
No, no, no.
259
00:11:48,845 --> 00:11:51,524
You said I wanted a vacation
from her. I want her.
260
00:11:53,082 --> 00:11:54,285
Did you hear that?
261
00:11:54,683 --> 00:11:56,090
"I want her." Did I
just have a breakthrough?
262
00:11:56,115 --> 00:11:57,574
I think I just had a breakthrough.
263
00:11:58,262 --> 00:12:00,721
I'm finally ready to be with Gabi.
264
00:12:00,756 --> 00:12:03,649
Well, congratulations.
265
00:12:03,674 --> 00:12:05,168
Haha. To me!
266
00:12:05,193 --> 00:12:06,527
My plan worked.
267
00:12:06,552 --> 00:12:08,439
My plan to follow you here,
268
00:12:08,464 --> 00:12:11,691
to kiss you, to start crying right now.
269
00:12:11,716 --> 00:12:14,842
It was all meant to make you
realize your true feelings for Gabi.
270
00:12:14,867 --> 00:12:16,792
So... you're welcome.
271
00:12:18,120 --> 00:12:19,983
Okay, so I'm gonna go.
Hey, good luck to you.
272
00:12:20,816 --> 00:12:23,280
And to you. Haha.
273
00:12:23,711 --> 00:12:25,860
Oh God, I need to call my therapist.
274
00:12:30,651 --> 00:12:33,919
(laughing) Okay, the way you
jumped when you saw that sea turtle.
275
00:12:33,944 --> 00:12:37,355
Listen, I assume everything is a great
white shark until proven otherwise.
276
00:12:38,992 --> 00:12:40,887
Adam, do you know what I had today?
277
00:12:41,033 --> 00:12:42,722
Five jumbo shrimp cocktails?
278
00:12:43,198 --> 00:12:46,765
Yes. And... fun.
279
00:12:46,800 --> 00:12:49,600
Me too. Do you know what my
favorite part of the day was?
280
00:12:49,635 --> 00:12:52,545
Lying down on the bed
and ordering room service.
281
00:12:53,081 --> 00:12:54,339
When did we do that?
282
00:12:54,364 --> 00:12:55,989
Right now. Ha!
283
00:12:57,498 --> 00:12:58,742
Did you see that?
284
00:12:58,767 --> 00:13:00,154
(chuckles) What?
285
00:13:00,179 --> 00:13:03,283
I just flopped onto the
bed, but it was a happy flop.
286
00:13:03,308 --> 00:13:06,803
An "I had an amazing day" flop.
Not a "God, I miss Amanda" flop.
287
00:13:06,828 --> 00:13:09,027
Hey, maybe that's why
they call it Flip Flops?
288
00:13:09,052 --> 00:13:09,945
(chuckles)
289
00:13:09,970 --> 00:13:12,647
Maybe. Probably not, but maybe.
290
00:13:13,453 --> 00:13:14,972
Okay. You try it.
291
00:13:15,597 --> 00:13:17,062
Uh-ugh!
292
00:13:17,395 --> 00:13:20,654
Hey, I didn't think about
Josh when I flopped either.
293
00:13:21,182 --> 00:13:23,675
Do you know that's the first
time you mentioned his name today?
294
00:13:23,700 --> 00:13:25,377
And the last.
295
00:13:26,169 --> 00:13:28,362
So, you're okay with just
ordering room service?
296
00:13:28,387 --> 00:13:31,418
- No. I wanna order a movie, too.
- Done.
297
00:13:32,290 --> 00:13:34,882
What do you want to eat?
I'm kinda craving a...
298
00:13:34,907 --> 00:13:36,173
- banana split.
- Banana split.
299
00:13:38,648 --> 00:13:39,947
You know what else I'm craving?
300
00:13:39,983 --> 00:13:41,759
- Pepperoni pizza.
- Pepperoni pizza.
301
00:13:42,212 --> 00:13:44,938
Oh, my God. You know what's
so great about you, Adam?
302
00:13:44,963 --> 00:13:46,775
Everything is so easy.
303
00:13:46,800 --> 00:13:48,391
- No drama.
- (chuckles)
304
00:13:48,416 --> 00:13:50,591
You know, this is the best
honeymoon that I've ever been on.
305
00:13:50,616 --> 00:13:52,221
- Me, too. (laughs)
- (laughs)
306
00:13:55,101 --> 00:13:56,301
Hello?
307
00:13:56,326 --> 00:13:57,574
(laughs)
308
00:13:57,599 --> 00:13:59,458
Yes, this is Mrs. Foley.
309
00:14:00,278 --> 00:14:03,672
Um, I'd like to order a banana split,
310
00:14:03,697 --> 00:14:05,683
and a pepperoni pizza,
311
00:14:06,275 --> 00:14:08,207
- and...
- It's okay. Go ahead.
312
00:14:08,230 --> 00:14:09,491
and a jumbo shrimp cocktail.
313
00:14:10,631 --> 00:14:12,630
Okay. Thanks.
314
00:14:14,134 --> 00:14:16,330
Okay, so, movie.
315
00:14:16,355 --> 00:14:17,889
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
316
00:14:18,704 --> 00:14:20,718
- Frozen.
- 40-Year-Old Virgin.
317
00:14:21,602 --> 00:14:23,517
Okay, maybe it only works with food.
318
00:14:26,557 --> 00:14:27,990
(knocking)
319
00:14:28,015 --> 00:14:29,299
- Dessert!
- Dessert!
320
00:14:33,384 --> 00:14:34,584
Gabi?
321
00:14:34,609 --> 00:14:37,047
Uh, no, actually, it's "Mrs. Foley."
322
00:14:37,370 --> 00:14:38,575
Amanda?
323
00:14:39,420 --> 00:14:41,139
Wait, no, not the Amanda that...
324
00:14:43,124 --> 00:14:44,951
...live alone
325
00:14:44,976 --> 00:14:46,317
- (phone rings)
- Oh!
326
00:14:46,342 --> 00:14:48,779
That is my telephone
327
00:14:48,804 --> 00:14:49,752
(ringing continues)
328
00:14:49,777 --> 00:14:52,057
Oh... it's Gabi.
329
00:14:52,369 --> 00:14:53,569
(phone rings again)
330
00:14:53,722 --> 00:14:55,793
Am I a bad friend if
I don't answer that?
331
00:14:55,964 --> 00:14:57,826
I'm just gonna suck
it up and answer that.
332
00:14:58,104 --> 00:15:00,079
Hey, Gabi!
333
00:15:00,440 --> 00:15:01,673
Look at me!
334
00:15:01,698 --> 00:15:04,868
Adam's ex-fianc?e showed up in
Hawaii and punched me in the face!
335
00:15:04,893 --> 00:15:06,141
Can you believe this?
336
00:15:06,362 --> 00:15:09,213
Oh my God, Gabi, well... (sighs)
337
00:15:09,238 --> 00:15:11,673
I mean, I hate to be insensitive, but
what did you think was gonna happen
338
00:15:11,698 --> 00:15:14,229
once you started posting
provocative photos of you and Adam?
339
00:15:14,369 --> 00:15:16,736
Oh, okay, so this is all my fault?
340
00:15:17,276 --> 00:15:18,597
All I'm saying is...
341
00:15:18,621 --> 00:15:19,922
No, no, no! You know what?
342
00:15:20,595 --> 00:15:21,828
I'm gonna go talk to Yolanda.
343
00:15:21,853 --> 00:15:24,977
She's drinking at the bar,
and not in such a judgy mood.
344
00:15:27,125 --> 00:15:29,507
You ever get freaky in the Lazy Groove?
345
00:15:31,708 --> 00:15:32,911
Yolanda!
346
00:15:32,936 --> 00:15:36,642
You can't spend the whole time trying
to pick up married guys at the bar.
347
00:15:36,667 --> 00:15:38,767
Oh, watch me.
348
00:15:39,430 --> 00:15:42,499
If Danny finds out we're a fake
thrupple, we won't get the free nights.
349
00:15:42,524 --> 00:15:44,226
- Oh, fine.
- Now, come on.
350
00:15:44,251 --> 00:15:45,743
Elliot signed us up for volleyball.
351
00:15:45,768 --> 00:15:48,952
Uh, volleyball? Oh, hell no.
352
00:15:48,977 --> 00:15:51,105
My game is croquet.
353
00:15:53,780 --> 00:15:55,577
- Hey, Hawaiian Gabi.
- Hey, Hawaiian Gabi.
354
00:15:56,803 --> 00:15:58,756
Hey. Hey, how's it look?
355
00:15:58,781 --> 00:15:59,997
Much better.
356
00:16:00,022 --> 00:16:02,069
I can't believe you let
that girl sucker-punch you.
357
00:16:02,094 --> 00:16:04,639
You know what? I get why she did it.
358
00:16:04,664 --> 00:16:07,506
She came here to fight for
the person that she loves.
359
00:16:07,874 --> 00:16:10,264
I wish somebody would
fight for me like that.
360
00:16:10,289 --> 00:16:11,489
Mmm...
361
00:16:11,541 --> 00:16:13,164
Um... uh, Gabi... uh...
362
00:16:13,189 --> 00:16:15,305
When you want somebody,
you just know it.
363
00:16:15,330 --> 00:16:19,247
You know. How hard is it to say "I
want you. I want to be with you."
364
00:16:19,657 --> 00:16:20,857
- Gabi?
- (gasps)
365
00:16:20,882 --> 00:16:22,494
Oh my God, tell me you heard that, too?
366
00:16:27,283 --> 00:16:28,853
I want you.
367
00:16:29,647 --> 00:16:31,388
I need to be with you.
368
00:16:32,720 --> 00:16:35,499
Gabi, I'm ready.
369
00:16:35,692 --> 00:16:38,717
(slurping)
370
00:16:43,482 --> 00:16:44,748
(knocking)
371
00:16:47,395 --> 00:16:49,252
- Hey.
- Hello, Adam!
372
00:16:49,277 --> 00:16:52,659
It's just me and my three
very large Hawaiian friends
373
00:16:52,684 --> 00:16:54,839
who hunt sharks for a living.
374
00:16:55,540 --> 00:16:57,529
- Amanda's not here.
- Oh, thank God.
375
00:16:58,560 --> 00:17:01,348
Um, she's not coming
back any time soon, right?
376
00:17:01,591 --> 00:17:05,214
She broke a nail when she punched you,
so she's in the salon getting it fixed.
377
00:17:05,239 --> 00:17:07,815
Great. So, I will pack fast.
378
00:17:07,840 --> 00:17:11,596
Um, you are not gonna believe
what just happened. Um...
379
00:17:11,621 --> 00:17:15,124
when I was in the bar getting
ice for my cheek, Josh showed up.
380
00:17:15,149 --> 00:17:17,565
No way! Was Dr. Rounds with him?
381
00:17:17,590 --> 00:17:19,127
No, no. He was all by himself.
382
00:17:19,152 --> 00:17:22,030
It turns out, he didn't even
invite Dr. Rounds on his trip.
383
00:17:22,055 --> 00:17:23,717
She just showed up on the plane.
384
00:17:23,742 --> 00:17:27,523
And so he flew all the way here to tell
me he's finally ready to be with me.
385
00:17:27,548 --> 00:17:30,362
So we're flying back to
San Francisco. First class.
386
00:17:31,406 --> 00:17:32,923
That's amazing!
387
00:17:32,948 --> 00:17:35,494
And Amanda says she wants
to give us another try, too.
388
00:17:35,519 --> 00:17:36,719
Wow.
389
00:17:36,809 --> 00:17:38,929
You and I should have gotten
fake married weeks ago.
390
00:17:39,926 --> 00:17:43,730
Wow. So we both ended up
getting exactly what we wanted.
391
00:17:44,258 --> 00:17:45,698
I guess we did.
392
00:17:46,112 --> 00:17:48,845
And it wouldn't have happened
without you. Thank you, Gabi.
393
00:17:49,344 --> 00:17:50,680
- My pleasure.
- (chuckles)
394
00:17:51,216 --> 00:17:54,794
I mean, obviously Amanda and I
have a few things to work out.
395
00:17:54,819 --> 00:17:56,921
Abandonment issues, trust issues...
396
00:17:56,946 --> 00:17:58,513
Anger management issues.
397
00:17:59,544 --> 00:18:01,787
Lot of issues. Lot of issues.
398
00:18:02,349 --> 00:18:04,216
Okay, well, this is everything, so...
399
00:18:04,251 --> 00:18:05,800
I'm gonna get going.
400
00:18:05,825 --> 00:18:08,821
Right. Well, what can I say?
401
00:18:08,856 --> 00:18:11,524
I had a wonderful fake time, Mrs. Foley.
402
00:18:11,549 --> 00:18:14,141
Mr. Foley, I never had
such a good time faking it.
403
00:18:17,730 --> 00:18:19,407
- Ooh! Oww! Oww!
- Oh, I'm so sorry.
404
00:18:19,432 --> 00:18:20,998
- Are you okay?
- Yeah.
405
00:18:28,409 --> 00:18:29,799
Okay, well, I'm gonna go.
406
00:18:30,775 --> 00:18:32,500
With my suitcase.
407
00:18:32,589 --> 00:18:33,889
Got your passport?
408
00:18:33,914 --> 00:18:36,141
Yeah, we're in America,
you don't need a passport.
409
00:18:41,019 --> 00:18:44,383
What... just... happened?
410
00:18:45,556 --> 00:18:48,623
Okay. Gotta go, gotta
go, gotta go, gotta go.
411
00:18:49,914 --> 00:18:51,114
Josh!
412
00:18:52,328 --> 00:18:54,063
- Hey.
- Hi.
413
00:18:54,088 --> 00:18:55,554
I have a surprise for you.
414
00:18:55,579 --> 00:18:58,344
Since we're already in Hawaii,
and it is so romantic...
415
00:18:58,369 --> 00:19:01,269
Shwa! Last available room.
416
00:19:01,294 --> 00:19:03,427
Ocean view. Right here.
417
00:19:06,276 --> 00:19:07,522
- Right here?
- Yeah.
418
00:19:08,033 --> 00:19:10,546
Oh my God, look at your
face. You're so excited!
419
00:19:16,813 --> 00:19:20,218
Whoa, Elliott, I didn't know
you were that good at volleyball.
420
00:19:20,243 --> 00:19:24,319
Please. Smacking around
white balls is my specialty.
421
00:19:24,743 --> 00:19:25,943
Right, Alan?
422
00:19:27,078 --> 00:19:30,447
I told you, I don't like it.
423
00:19:32,296 --> 00:19:34,304
Do you realize with three free nights,
424
00:19:34,329 --> 00:19:37,319
our whole stay is costing us
the same as that crappy rental?
425
00:19:37,625 --> 00:19:39,662
To thrupples.
426
00:19:39,687 --> 00:19:41,919
(All) Thrupples!
427
00:19:42,062 --> 00:19:46,232
Guys, the hotel would like to
commemorate your special relationship
428
00:19:46,257 --> 00:19:48,163
with a picture of the
three of you kissing.
429
00:19:48,198 --> 00:19:49,398
Oh, no!
430
00:19:49,999 --> 00:19:52,626
I, uh, got a cold.
431
00:19:53,440 --> 00:19:54,640
Achoo.
432
00:19:56,373 --> 00:20:00,007
You know, if I found out you were
faking it just to get the free nights,
433
00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:01,353
I'd have to charge you.
434
00:20:01,581 --> 00:20:03,837
Wait one second, mister!
435
00:20:03,862 --> 00:20:06,759
How dare you question the moral
integrity of this thrupple!
436
00:20:06,784 --> 00:20:08,915
Yeah! We're the real deal.
437
00:20:08,950 --> 00:20:11,428
That's right, honey.
We're a pudding parfait.
438
00:20:11,453 --> 00:20:13,787
Chocolate on the top,
butterscotch in the middle,
439
00:20:13,822 --> 00:20:16,469
and vanilla on the bottom.
440
00:20:17,906 --> 00:20:21,959
Oh, good. So you don't mind proving
it by kissing in the kissing booth.
441
00:20:21,984 --> 00:20:23,576
- Not at all.
- Our Pleasure.
442
00:20:23,601 --> 00:20:24,860
Where's the tequila?
443
00:20:28,522 --> 00:20:34,452
(camera shutter snaps)
444
00:20:36,625 --> 00:20:39,615
There you go, honey.
Proof is in the pudding.
445
00:20:39,640 --> 00:20:42,714
Vanilla, Butterscotch, let's bounce.
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